free-marketastic!

everyone knows that capitalism is second only to christianity in predicting the final destination of your eternal soul, which is why the smashing success of the russian free market warms my god-infested heart.

how can i judge the health of the russian economic system from the confines of my office, you ask? the formula is easy.

(amount of spam X crassness of spam) + (desperation of spam / what the fuck? factor) = health of national economy.

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