AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTTTSSS!

Fuckin' whoa.

Words can no longer convey my contempt for this webloggery

not that teams should look past the dolphins, but assuming the patriots are 15-0 heading into week 17 i plan on dragging as many people as possible down to the 'don't know? tavern' (baltimore's best patriots bar, apparently?) to see what could be the first 16-0 regular season in the history of football.

note: drink discounts for those in patriots gear. if anything should make you suddenly become a pats fan, it is drink discounts.

It's A Screenplay

The Darjeeling Limited screenplay, provided to you by the fine folks at Fox Spotlight... for some reason.

Merry Christmas, sorry about the prequels!

30 years of Lucasarts' employee Christmas cards.

Go West?

Apparently not, as UPS is saving the world one right turn at a time.

Mascot Dance Party

The Internet Betters Us All

Watch out, criminals!

God fucking damnit.

1. w00t (interjection)

expressing joy (it could be after a triumph, or for no reason at all); similar in use to the word "yay"

w00t! I won the contest!

Submitted by: Kat from Massachusetts on Nov. 30, 2005 23:15



Your mirriam-webster's WORD OF THE YEAR.

according to espn.com,

Jets reportedly videotaped Patriots last season in Foxborough

president camacho would be pleased.

In the past 5,000 years, genetic change has occurred at a rate roughly 100 times higher than any other period, say scientists in the US.

Which Member of N*Sync are you?

I like Justin, 'cause he's dreamy.

He said it might be torture but that it "broke" the detainee in seconds.

"At the time, I felt water-boarding was something we needed to do," he said.

additionally, those videotapes of torture operations that were 'destroyed:' there's a good reason. apparently, the cia regularly does this to protect the identity of it's agents.

The New Toy Sensation

Hieronymus Bosch Action Figures, for the kid in you.

I Read This Book...

Sure, particles. Try telling me that when the invasion fleet gets here in fifteen years.

that is an automatic shotgun on the front of that remote controlled helicopter.

i'm not kidding.

A New Dawn

Clearly, the writer's strike has led to at least one good thing...

I see you haven't taken my advice yet. I wish you would. Sticking it out will only make your inevitable failure that much harder to bear.





Well, if you're still going to keep kicking this dead horse, you might as well play this and listen to this, because they're both pretty rad.

Obviously the driving force of the ship.

The inimitable Yahtzee (of Zero Punctuation fame), on the role of the British in Star Trek.

is there any chance, any chance at all, that japan is playing the longest-running practical joke ever? like, they actually are quite familiar with foreign cultures but do shit like this because it is awesome?

also, i'd love to know how this translator managed to get a verb out of 'christmas.'