wes anderson's card, wes anderson's life.

Beats the fuck out of Robert and Mireille...

Best foreign-language video ever? Or worst porn ever? You decide. Very NSFW.

Best ending to a lightsaber duel ever.

Yet another homemade lightsaber duel. But the coreography is interesting enough that it's worth watching, especially when one of the guys bills himself in the credits as "dorkman".

SCI FI Channel announced the development of Caprica, a spinoff prequel of its hit Battlestar Galactica, in presentations to advertisers in New York on April 26. Caprica would come from Galactica executive producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, writer Remi Aubuchon (24) and NBC Universal Television Studio.

Pseudoscience ahoy

Freefall (7%): Lying on your front with your hands around the pillow, and your head turned to one side. Often gregarious and brash people, but can be nervy and thin-skinned underneath, and don't like criticism, or extreme situations.

How do you get your sleep on? Handy reference diagrams included.

revival, anyone?

tonite. 9p. the charles. after drinks at club chuck optional.

hail jefferson.

Both items take advantage of Section 603 of Thomas Jefferson's Manual of the Rules of the United States House of Representatives, which "allows federal impeachment proceedings to be initiated by joint resolution of a state legislature."

an article on california and illinois' attempts to bring down g.w. bush.

The Difference Engine

Mit Lego.

what happens to "the online you" when "the real you" dies?

your friends and fellow clanmembers organize a funeral. they post about it on boards and meet in a giant, snowy (and virtual) field. creatures of all races attend, and organize themselves into a giant line to pay their respects.

however, a rival clan reads the board. they know when and where the funeral will take place. since sincerety no longer factors into the way people think about things, they organize a massive assault force that tears through the hills and woods toward the remote location where the funeral is being held.

they explode into the clearing and horrifically slaughter all the attendees in a matter of moments. they camp and continue to destroy the attendees. you are dead, but the community of dickheads to which you once belonged lives on.

at least it is documented.

what happens to "the online you" when "the real you" dies?

your friends and fellow clanmembers organize a funeral. they post about it on boards and meet in a giant, snowy (and virtual) field. creatures of all races attend, and organize themselves into a giant line to pay their respects.

however, a rival clan reads the board. they know when and where the funeral will take place. since sincerety no longer factors into the way people think about things, they organize a massive assault force that tears through the hills and woods toward the remote location where the funeral is being held.

they explode into the clearing and horrifically slaughter all the attendees in a matter of moments. they camp and continue to destroy the attendees. you are dead, but the community of dickheads to which you once belonged lives on.

at least it is documented.

You know what's sort of interesting to watch? The myspace generation fighting over the meaning of Abercrombie + Fitch.

Dear sirs

On a twenty-sided die, the odds of rolling a 19-20, then a 19-20 again, and finally a 18-20 are:

1 in 666.6

(that is, 2/20 * 2/20 * 3/20)

This is a little more probable than getting dealt a full house in poker. The implications of this are left as an exercise for the reader.

Movin' up and out...

Okay, so my move to my new place is occurring on saturday and sunday of next week...help will be appreciated, and rewarded with pizza and beer. Any takers?

True

who the fuck is with me?

flugtag comes to maryland.

(also, if you feel compelled to make a joke about the unsanitary condition of the inner harbor, don't; it is an obvious joke and cheapens the awesomeness of flying a piece of shit off a pier and watching it shatter on impact)

That's fucking ridiculous

3DR's George Broussard also demonstrated world interactivity that includes Duke standing in front of a computer and emailing the player, if he provides his email address for the game.

Mapping Religion

A visual look at how religion is spread around in the US of A. The Mormons have really got Utah locked down.

"i'll get 'er out on the falcon."

for those of you who have yet (and until monday) to see it:

In 2006 there's a war that doesn't seem to affect you directly. But you really start to notice prices going up. You can't sacrifice on fuel, and you couldn't stand to live with other people, so you slash your food budget -- no more organics, and more white sugar and white flour. Your health deteriorates, you get depressed, and when the first serious crisis hits, you find yourself on a bus to an "evacuee facility" where you get sick and die... Back up.

How'd this guy get past the Bush Super Patriot screeners?

Guy goes to town meeting, guy tells bush he should be ashamed of himself. Bush's response? "I'm not your favorite guy, i get it".

Let's get this impeachment started

President Bush authorized White House official I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby to disclose highly sensitive intelligence information to the news media in an attempt to discredit a CIA adviser whose views undermined the rationale for the invasion of Iraq, according to a federal prosecutor's account of Libby's testimony to a grand jury.

I believe the word is treason.

Learn to love the third rail

I would post something deep about one of the reasons why I love the internet so much, which is that it offers the possibility of every memory humanity has ever made being crystallized forever; that it lets some old woman take photographs just-because and thirty years later some wide-eyed twenty-six-year-old sees them and silently mourns her anonymous passing; but this fucking comic sans font turns everything ridiculous.



Here's to you, Lillian Seymour.

I'm gonna eat yer soul

Thursdification

Can folks play games on Thursdays rather than Wednesdays and Tuesdays this week?

Love,
Fishel

ok, guyz! so, i found out my brother totally knows a guy that use to hang out with fEeZ! i was like NO WAY!!! my bro says he met him once but didn't say much to him and i was like IDIOT!!! when you think about it in a different life or something like SLIDING DOORS (my FAVE!!!) i could have hung out with feez (cause he would be my bro's friend) and we would have been friends. OMG!!dthat would make a great story!!!

New blog....

Personally, i think we should leave it this way.

OMG!! Feez ahoy!

Last night I was at Sonar and I saw FEEZER!!@ in the flesh! He was sipping his trademark g+t and I was going to go up and talk to him but I wuz too shy (>_<) I wonder if the rest of his posse was around.....

Dammit there's only ONE feezer

Beware of Feezer imitatotrs! I found this guy on myspace and I was all is this you feezer?!!! and he was all yes and so i started telling him how much I liked him and then he said LOL PRANKED and I was all oh, fuck you then.

part 17 up

Hey, I posted the next part of my feezer/haddock/klemis slashfic. Check it out!! I think you'll like it (<_<)(>_>) kochis makes a surprise entrance!

Oscars pix

I managed to get a presspass for the oscars and snapped some pictures of Feezer on the red carpet!!! How cool was that? HE seemed real relaxed, happy, he even signed an autogrpah for this one girl who had come all the way from England! Take alook! So cute!