Tuesday, December 06, 2005

target locked.

mcswny's, best known for how alternatively hard and tender i suck their cocks one after the other, has announced a new dvd quarterly called 'wholpin' which will be beaming short films through your local mail route very soon. i would put a link here to the submission guidelines, but mcswny's is down right now (as i, with unnerving force, ejaculated into my internet connection and blew their malaysian-based servers to sticky pieces).

the point is, my goal is to be on that dvd, goddammit.

3 comments:

jhaddock said...

Let's keep the personal barbs to the Redstar project, ok? The jerkstore is no place for that sort of behavior.

Chris said...

C'mon, you know the power of ¾ should only be used for good.

slipshod said...

gee, i'm sorry, eeen. i totally forgot that you asked me to define passive-aggressivity for you yesterday.

passive-aggressive: being, marked by, or displaying behavior characterized by expression of negative feelings, resentment, and aggression in an unassertive way (e.g. indirect slams on online forums)

that being said, let me congratulate you on your motivational techniques. yesterday's demonstration of TOTAL superiority on the redstar project has made me plum-itchy to get a good ol' project together. maybe you can film tonite's redstar meeting?