that's right, loyal readers, you read it here first: publishing magnate chris klimas was sighted by yours truly at the trendy, upscale 'ambassador restaurant' with a contingent of foppish dandies! the 'boys,' as the waiter told me they had taken to calling themselves, ordered several bottles of champagne and (gasp!) made not-to-subtle sexual gestures sous-la-table! humble readers, i realize it is a new century, and that a boy can act as he sees fit with another boy, but with four to six other boys!? at the same time!? a spicy tale indeed; i dare say my vindaloo couldn't compete!
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Oh God. I've been outed. The full story, readers, will have to wait for a face-to-face meeting. Because -- let's face it, when you write something down on the Internet, who knows who'll read it? You think I want my mom knowing about my secret high-society hijinks?
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