comrade-general klemis and i, comrade-protectorate harring, have learned that there are forces unhappy with our glorious revolution. these forces, in a crass act of terrorism, have hijacked the peaceful poker tome. games of chance played for money are important to all of us, comrades! you know this to be true. alas, there are elements among us who hate such things. we must be vigilant, now more than ever! please, join me as we recite the Oath of Truth for the Affirmation of the Glorious Revolution:
i comrade [Joyful Member of the Victorious Proletariat], hereby swear my allegiance to the Tenants of the Glorious Revolution:
1. fees is a dumb-fuck.
2. comrade-protectorate harring has drawn to two Royal Straight Flushes.
3. comrade-general klemis' g-mail means extra storage for everyone.
4. we must sacrifice our freedom and civil liberties now so that we may sacrfice fees later.
thank you, comrades, and good morning.
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I think item 3 needs some revision, as it only is valid if gmail works
Weird -- it double-posted my comment, then when I tried to delete one, it ate both. So here is my priceless gem of wisdom:
So says the man who pleaded with me for the last invitation I had a while ago...
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