as much as it pains you all to heed any recommendation i make...

...i honestly would not mind if you went to mcsweeny's and read today's feature, 'T H E N O R T H
K O R E A N S T A T E
N E W S S E R V I C E
P I C K S U P O N
L E S S G L O B A L L Y
R E L E V A N T
A M E R I C A N N E W S'

thank you, and fuck yourselves.