Wednesday, January 04, 2006

good night, ladies!



you have 31 years. you get to decide what to do: a.) begin a carefully scripted training regimen, collect firearms, build bunkers. b.) quit your job, drink for three decades, save enough for airfare to wherever will put you directly in the impact zone.

3 comments:

Chris said...

Hire Bruce Willis?

jhaddock said...

Or write a book about it.

And also be Jerry Pournelle.

Ryoga said...

ahh, the guardian. Nothing lends credibility to your news stories like a giant

"WHOSE ASS IS THIS? JENNIFER LOPEZ? JENNIFER ANISTON?"

graphic right smack in the middle of your news story.

Time to get a new ad company, guys.