Tuesday, September 06, 2005

It's like Goosebumps except the characters say 'fuck'

Gleaned from some... uh... competitive research:

Will Kincaid raised both hands over his chubby, balding head and waved determinedly at the oncoming trucks. "HEY! OVER HERE! HEYYYY!"

Inside the idling BMW, Foxy Bannister's gut told her something wasn't right. From the rearview mirror of the SUV, Foxy saw the trucks barreling headlong towards her. She looked at the front door of Eddie's house and weighed her choices.

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