scum and villany.

somehow, while google image searchin' 'brazillian girls' (fuck, the results were awesome), i stumbled upon this gem:

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT MEXICAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

note the highlighted number four.

awesome.