not that teams should look past the dolphins, but assuming the patriots are 15-0 heading into week 17 i plan on dragging as many people as possible down to the 'don't know? tavern' (baltimore's best patriots bar, apparently?) to see what could be the first 16-0 regular season in the history of football.

note: drink discounts for those in patriots gear. if anything should make you suddenly become a pats fan, it is drink discounts.