Tuesday, August 30, 2005

tales of interest.

klimas: why have you subjected both 'sunset boulevard' and 'the philadelphia story' to not interested ratings on n'flix? n'flix has taken to recommending movies to me that i have already seen and ranked, and when they do, i enjoy clicking the little purple man to see what my so-called 'friends' thought of the film in question. occasionally, i'll take issue with the number of stars assigned to a particular movie; hell, i might prepare a little stand-up-style rant about just how tremendous a jack-ass said 'friend' happens to be.

but not interested? how should one take that? 'sunset boulevard' is universally revered as a classic, even among cynics. it invented and formalized a new, ironic approach to film noir, simultaneously self-reflexive and indulgent. deconstruction aside, the idea of a dead guy floating face-down in a pool as he posthumously narrates an entire feature film is, at least i think, kinda interesting.

'the philadelphia story' lines up the dead century's most charming americans in the same frame and gives them incisively witty things to say. charm without wit is overbearing and creepy; wit without charm is flat-out obnoxious. but put the two together and, at the very, very, very least, the result is interesting.

regardless, these two films are incredibly popular and likely to be recommended to many people you are affiliated with on n'flix. rather than not rating them (c'mon, their presence in your recommendations couldn't have been that frustrating), you emblazon both with the bold not interested. everyone now knows that so-called 'classics' mean nothing to klimas? whatever the reason, it is completely fascinating. but, hey, i'm just the prick who calls people on their n'flix ratings. what do i know.

7 comments:

jhaddock said...

Hehe... I think Klimas is going to cancel his NetFlix account after all the shit he's had to hear about this week...

Chris said...

Both were a case of mistaken identity.

slipshod said...

ah. hadn't considered that.

slipshod said...

from lindsay, who peruses without comment (but commonly emails):

that is one of my favorite movies of all time. I'm so sad and disillusioned.

I see now that his gentle and unassuming exterior hides a homocidal
maniac. Next he will be drowning kittens out by the train yard.

In response, you should send him a Friend Recommendation: The
Philadelphia Story.


i'll tell her about the mistaken identity thing.

jhaddock said...

It's going to be even funnier when this gets thrown into the mix.

Chris said...

My math teacher in high school was absolutely convinced the Philadelphia Experiment really happened.

jhaddock said...

Guess I'm off my A-game. I'll try harder next time, massa Corey.